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O.K., more Toothpaste for Dinner....

This made me laugh so hard, I had to cover my mouth so I wouldn't wake my roomies. 

Hilarious,

Hannah

Google "Hipster"

A comic artist known only as "Drew" is the mind behind one my favorite sites-- Toothpaste for Dinner (toothpastefordinner.com). I Googled the word "hipster" (to better describe such a person to an inquiring friend of Audra's) and this silly drawing appeared in the image search results...

[image courtesy of toothpastefordinner.com]

Toothpaste for Dinner is always good for a laugh, so I would suggest checking it out.  The humor can be a little odd sometimes, but if you find that sort of thing funny, it's the perfect site for you!

Later,

Hannah

Your Daily Dose of Pug

Yes. It's a pug post. We like pugs (check the URL, homies), so get over the fact that you might not find them as riveting as we do. It's our blog and we make the rules. If you've got a glitch, you can take your board and surf the web elsewhere. 

On that note-- here is a darling video where the ever-busy pug is out of its cup and taking it to the streets...pushing a stroller, no less.

Shameless puggery,

Hannah

Introducing a new section....Celebrity Couples!

Everyone knows that celebrities are strangely fascinating, but something truly amazing happens when two stars form a romantic relationship.  In this new addition, we will showcase some of our favorite celebrity romances, both current and vintage. 

For this debut, I give you Leighton Meester (the beloved Blair Waldorf) and Sebastian Stan (also, of Gossip Girl).  While both very attractive in their own right, when they are thrown together, you get one hot celebrity couple!

xoxo,

Hannah

Oh, Come On!

Today, whilst diddling around on Facebook, I saw a picture of one of my young friends (16 years old) and I have to say, I was disturbed. Not only was she wearing more makeup than I even own, but she was also wearing a tight strapless minidress with a studded belt and 4-inch Christian Louboutins. This seems to be a trend among modern adolescents of the world.  

They might not be as slutty as Miley (see below), but they definitely don't dress their age, in my opinion. I find it mildly ridiculous. When I was little, I wore Limited Too and flower-print Keds slip-ons.  My dad would have dropped dead before letting me out of the house in a dress that barely covered my pre-pubescent bum, let alone leather spiked heels.

(Are you kidding me? This child just turned 16.)

Now, I realize that this is Hollywood and it's a totally different world, where young girls are on some sort of fast-track to adulthood and sex appeal, but I guess, I'm a little old-fashioned.  Doesn't anyone want to hold onto their childhood anymore? Sure, I wanted to wear a bra way too early, but I didn't run around after school in leather jackets and skinny jeans (although, not exactly popular at the time). 

Exhibit A: Little Miss Dakota Fanning

(What- is she 10?!)

(Look at those shoes!!)

(Remember when she was small, small, small in I Am Sam?)

("Oh hey, I'm 15 and I'm wearing combat boots." WTF.)

Jeez,

Hannah

Yuck

Today, on the way home from work........

I saw a piece of poop on the sidewalk.

Yeah,

Hannah

Remember This?

Lance Bass trying to be the first homo in space. 

Realizing Dreams

I haven't been blogging lately, so here I go again. My dear friend Kate sent me this amazing little chart. It cracks me up. 

-Matt

You Know Who's Attractive?

The hot men of HBO's True Blood...

Alexander Skarsgard (Scary vampire Eric)

Stephen Moyer (Good vampire Bill)

Sam Trammell (Restaurant owner/creepy shape-shifter Sam)

Ryan Kwanten (bad-boy-turned-Bible-beater Jason)

-Hannah

More Video!

Introducing (if you aren't already familiar): The Maine

This song is silly, silly, silly- but it is my jam!  Also, I have a mini-crush on the lead singer.  Isn't he oddly attractive?  And he looks like he would be funny, and I like funny.

-Hannah

Remember This?

Well, you may or may not know this song, but I heard it at Dos Caminos the other night (somehow, over the great noise- that place is so loud) and I forgot how much I loved it!

Beth Orton has a beautiful voice and I think she is quite adorable

......also, she appears to be very tall.

Enjoy.

xxoo,

Hannah

Fierce Bitch of the Moment

Gwen Stefani

How could we forget?

The lovely and talented quintessential Californian 

(and July Elle cover girl!) 

is practically the definition of fierce.    

It's that simple.

Apple (the Big one)

Sorry for the delay.  Here is a recap of life.

A variety of fun times have occurred in the past few weeks...

1. Friends, I present to you: "An Evening at Santos Party House"

[Matt, myself, and Lani (amidst the partiers)]

[Lani and Audra]

Somewhere way downtown, there is a little spot called Santos Party House.  Though our crowd may not have been even close to hipster enough to be seen there, we embarked anyway.  We went for a couple of reasons: one, to see Leighton Meester (of Blair Waldorf bitch fame) play some songs from her upcoming musical endeavor (we'll see...), and two, to see Amanda Lepore (a fierce tranny) sing silly songs and dance.

Free drinks until midnight set the night off to a fine start, although the "special" vodka with an energy boost they were offering had a little more boost than booze.  No worries- who turns down a free drink?  The evening was filled with great music (various MJ tributes), and much dancing ensued. 

[Are there any other girls here? No.]

[In true parazzi form- we spot Leighton descending the DJ booth!]

[Leighton Meester and Aud (heavy on the 'zoom')]

[Miz Amanda Lepore performing her hilarious song: "I Don't Know Much About 

Clothes, But My Hair Looks Fierce" (our new anthem, no doubt)]

One thing can be said for Santos Party House- it is very fun!  However, it is not for the faint of heart.  Steer clear if you aren't a fan of half-naked guys dancing on bars wearing white Speedos and sparkly gun necklaces.  Because, in a mere moment, you might turn to see that those dancing guys are now only wearing sparkly gun necklaces. Wooo.

Nudity,

Hannah

Girl Crush

Megan Fox

You can say she's slutty.  You can see she's trashy.  You can call her a bad actress. You can try and deny it, but don't even play.  This girl is gorgeous.  Megan Fox, you are pretty bangin'.  Thanks for ruining the chances of anyone else ever looking sexy or seductive.

-Hannah