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April 1, 2009

Sticky Hands

 

Remember these??? 

-Matt

Love Magazine

 Buy this, you wont regret it. I promise.

-Matt

Pixtacular!

Do you resemble Shia LeBeouf? ARE you Shia Lebeouf? If so, then my friend Kate wants to meet you, date you, and become your girlfriend. Email us, Shia, we like you.

Looney Toons Part II

Besides being a guyliner-wearing fool, Pete Wentz (of Fall-Out Boy shame) also drinks his own urine. Fantastic!

Looney Toons

Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) is just 13 kinds of crazy.

Yuck

A glimpse into my very own personal nightmare...

If you know me, you know how much I hate gum. Also, I truly have a distaste for people who chew it. Could you be more disgusting?! I can't think of anything more terrible. I'm going to put this strange gooey substance in my mouth and slobber around with it for a few hours and then proceed to either toss it on the ground or stick it wherever the hell I want to- just because I can. Ewww.

Today must be my lucky day. The most atrocious thing happened at the library just now. After sitting down at the computer next to "rude butt" (as chronicled below), I find that a grotesque someone has folded their spitty gum into a paper and left it as a gift for me. How kind!

NASTY.


Truly disturbed,

Hannah

Hey now, rude one!

There is no need to be rude. I'm just trying to ask you a question. The "evil eye" is highly unnecessary. I'm nice and I'm smiling at you. Thank you ever so much for your sarcasm and eye roll. I was only inquiring as to how long you would be using the scanner. Is that YOUR scanner? Did you bring it from home? I didn't think you did. So there you go, rude boy at the library in the ugly hat. You can go fart.

Hmph!

Hannah

Oh Snap

It looks like the remake of Footloose just got a whole lot hotter. Since Zac Efron dropped out to focus on more "serious" roles (good luck with that), none other than my Upper East Side Bf Nate Archibald  has decided that he wants to lip sych for his life in the new adaptation of Footloose. Don't get me wrong I love Mr. Gayface Crawford, but I don't know how I feel about his singing and dancing. We'll have to see him in action. 

-Matt  

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Tuesday March 31, 2009

Gullah Gullah Island!!! 

"Come, and lets play together in the bright sunny weather. Lets all go to Gullah Gullah Island."

 

So today I thought that I would talk about one of my favorite television shows, Gullah Gullah Island. Gullah Gullah Island followed the Gullah family in their day to day life. The show also featured one badass Polliwog named Binyah Binya. God, I really wanted to be that polliwog. There was just something about him that was so cool.  

-Matt

It's Miller Time (Get Ready)

Greetings. As my dear Hannah mentioned, I just have to get my two cents in on here. I have many interests, most starting with the letter "P", and I'd like to share them with you. Yes, there are a good many things that start with an array of letters, but I've found that more often than not, the REALLY outstanding items tend to cluster around the 16th letter of our great alphabet.

Our fantastic journey with this alphabetic star begins in two weeks, but for now, I leave you with this:





Enjoy-
Paige "pmills" Miller

Oh, Miss Blair

Even though Alek Wek is technically the FBD, serious props need to go out to Zuzanna Szadkowski.  She is the fierce bitch that calms Miss Blair Waldorf down. 

Damn Darota you clean up well. 

-Matt

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Monday March 30, 2009

POGS!!! I know I had a ton of these. Oh, the hours I spent playing with little cardboard circles. Those were the days. 

- Matt

Update:

As Hannah explained in earlier posts, I love serial killers. So when I came across this I fell in love. OJ Simpson Trial POGS!!! These are a MUST in any Pog collection. 

"Let Them Eat Cake"

Just when I thought that I had seen everything, I came across the Louis Vuitton cake trunk. I have seen some crazy things when it comes to fashion but this literally takes the cake. Don't get me wrong, I love Louis Vuitton and I have a unhealthy obsession with cake, but really a cake trunk?

I can't think of a time in life where it would ever be acceptable to show up to an event with a Louis Vuitton cake truck.  Although, if I had the money I would probably get it. 

-Matt

It would be awesome if...

My hair looked less like this:

And more like this:

Llama-like,

Hannah

Yuck

I apologize in advance if you have them, but these bags (and their many permutations) are just awful. And this is my opinion, but I cringe whenever I see them. And OH, how I see them. I see them everywhere- on every arm of every lady wearing polo shirt dresses and/or apparel constructed of what appears to be a quilt of every plaid. However, the only evidence of their heinous nature that you really need to know is that they are sold at a kiosk (a kiosk?!) in our very own Oglethorpe Mall.

Now I can only think of my mom ("Hannah, you shouldn't be so nasty"), so I'll say that "I don't care for this particular type of accessory" or "This purse doesn't suit my individual style". Sorry Mama, but...

Still grossed out,

Hannah

FIERCE BITCH of the MOMENT

If you don't know who this is (Alek Wek), then you should. If you do know, then don't even play like you don't agree. Not only is Ms. Wek a fierce African, she's also honored by being our very first FBM. It was hard to say who would take the cake with this one, but anyone with any speck of a brain knows that international fierceness always ALWAYS comes out on top. To quote RuPaul: "Work the runway, sweetie."

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out...

(p.mills rockin' it)

Due to great anticipation of the creation of this blog at my house, there will be a very special bi-weekly guest blog by our favorite dance biscuit, Paige Miller (otherwise known as my roomie)! She will bring a new and insightful perspective from her roots in a famous gold rush town to her rise to star status in the advertising department at SCAD. Paige will discuss everything from the wonders of the alphabet to the unsurpassed intelligence of our dog, Bruno. Look for "It's Miller Time!" every two weeks!

Peace out,

Hannah

Yo.

This is Matt and this is Hannah. They are best friends. Matt likes gummy bears, Karl Lagerfeld, reading Harry Potter, his CrackBerry (see above photo as Exhibit A), and expensive designer shoes. Hannah likes Max Beckmann, lemonade, writing poetry, pajamas with feet, and songs from Shirley Temple movies. They both like celebrity gossip, capybaras, art museums, shopping, Law & Order: SVU, learning about serial killers, and Edward Cullen.

Hannah and Matt attend Savannah College of Art and Design. Matt is an accessories major and commits his life to the construction of fierce bags, belts, and shoes. Ask him about his favorite exotic animal skins. Hannah is a fashion major and a creative writing minor. She likes to make up words, so try to keep up.