Tuesday, April 27, 2010

HBIC= Head Bitch in Charge


Monday marked the beginning of SCAD Style, which is an event our school hosts where there are exhibitions and lectures by some really cool people from the Fashion and Interior Design industries. Today, I went with a couple of pals to hear Kelly Cutrone speak. So, Ms. Cutrone is known for her no-nonsense attitude and brutal honesty. And while she didn't disappoint as far as her reputation preceding her, she was actually quite personable and had a lot of great advice and surprisingly motivational things to pass on to the huge captive audience (unfortunately for Ms. Cutrone, it was more than likely filled with eager freshman who are "big fans of The Hills", "love shopping", and "are just really into fashion").

She was smart, witty, put-together, and at times, hilarious. I also would like to commend Ms. Cutrone for her captivating ability to utilize very successful metaphors time and again. A favorite moment: Ms. Cutrone compared the new designers trying to make it in fashion to jesters and peasants working to entertain and serve the kings and queens living in castles on hilltops (otherwise known as the big fashion magazine powers). If you make it into the pages of Vogue and Harper's Bazaar, you're royalty. I appreciated her opinionated stance on life choices. Ms. Cutrone has encouraged girls like me to be successful through diligent work ethic and a positive attitude.

I also learned that no woman needs a man by her side to make something of herself in the world. Life according to Kelly Cutrone is this: "
Make your own money, so you can sleep with whoever you want." While this made everyone burst into laughter, I think I understood Ms. Cutrone's sentiment. Be independent and go for it, no matter what and don't rely on the preconceived idea that a woman is only complete in a relationship. I was inspired! Cue Beyonce's "Single Ladies"....and Destiny's Child's "Independent Women" for that matter.

Two things to remember as far as Kelly Cutrone is concerned: she's the HBIC at all times and she's worked long and hard to reserve the right to self-proclaim that title. And if you write to her saying that you have "a passion for fashion", she's going to tear up your letter and throw it in the trash.

Do I have a passion for fashion? Maybe. But, don't tell Kelly.


No boys allowed,

Hannah

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Fierce Bitch of the Moment

Currently stomping the Fall runways, JAC (aka Monika "Jac" Jagaciak)
--because she's clearly too fierce to go by more than one name...



Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Amazing-ness

Last year, thanks to my pal, Kia, and my favorite section of her blog, "Pick Me Up of the Week", I discovered Pogo, a YouTube wonder who somehow fashions amazing songs and videos from movie sound clips. A few weeks ago, Matt showed me another Pogo creation that was featured on the Pixar website. It's called UPular Remix and it is awesome awesome awesome...



Also, if you head over to last.fm, you can download all of Pogo's music (gratis) and your iPod can be filled with happiness just like mine.


:),

Hannah

Addendum

The previous tag line for our blog:

"Welcome to our little nook in the universe of blogs. We love Gossip Girl. We know you love it too. We sign our blog -chuck and blair- to pay homage to our favorite dastardly duo on television."

What it should say now:

"Welcome to our little nook in the universe of internet peoples. We don't love Gossip Girl so much anymore. We don't care if you still love it. We have to wonder about your opinions on television if you do. We still sign our blog -chuck and blair- to pay homage to what was once our favorite dastardly duo on TV, and because we are unsure of how to change it. Peace out."





You Know Who's Attractive? (And I don't care who knows it!)

Newly 18 (so, less creepy, right?) Logan Lerman...


While the jury is still out on whether or not Logan Lerman is an awkward crush, I am prepared to state that I don't care if he's five years younger than me- he's DARLING! Percy Jackson and the Olympians movie? Perhaps.

-Hannah

(Obviously, a big thanks to logan-lerman.com for the photos. Oh, fan sites- the perfect antidote to stalking.)

Friday, January 29, 2010

Thoughts from Paudra

Because we were apparently taking the long way to Chili's...

"It's taking us like an hour to get there. I feel like we're riding
a chihuahua to Mexico!"

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Globes of the Golden Variety

It was the goal at our house to get our cable turned back on in time to watch the Golden Globes tonight, and we did it! Success!

So, a quick recap...

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer (from True Blood)
I'd love to go on and on about Anna's beautiful dress,
but I have no clue who designed it.
Thanks a bunch, Ryan Secrest.

Sandra Bullock in Bottega Veneta (you know this baby was expensive).
I didn't realize how sheer it was until she went on stage to accept
her award for Best Actress. I thought we might get a glimpse
of her special purpose!

Christian Dior's current muse, Marion Cotillard (I LOVE YOU)
wore a stunning gown by...guess who?
Not sure what this color is called, but it's really cool.

Glee star Lea Michele was very, very red carpet-worthy
in classy Oscar.

This Marchesa number was only meh.
Plus, Kate Hudson's inside of it, and I'm not a big fan.

Yes, it's a nice dress and all, but I wouldn't go as far
as calling Fergie a "Grecian goddess".
And what unnatural forces are at work in her hair?

While I adore Julia Roberts, I wish she'd gone a little less casual.
However, her necklace is really awesome and
the dress IS vintage YSL, so there's that...

One of my favorite dresses of the night.
Emily Blunt is so so so pretty in floaty Dolce & Gabbana.


It's not a big secret that I've got a thing for Drew Barrymore.
She did look very nice, but what's with the growth on her hip?!
One clump of glittery spikes is plenty.

Although I can appreciate her girl-next-door/one-of-the-boys appeal,
Cameron Diaz is slightly snooze cat in this Alexander McQueen.
And did she really think she could roll baller status with the people sitting at her table?
Um hello: Martin Scorcese, Robert DeNiro, Leo DiCaprio, and Tom Hanks!

I'm not saying that Courtney Cox doesn't look amazing for her age,
but girlfriend was so jacked on Botox, she barely looked
human during her red carpet interview.

Could anyone really steal the spotlight from
Christina Hendricks' (in custom Christian Siriano) boobs?
I don't think so.


-Hannah