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April 1, 2009

Sticky Hands

 

Remember these??? 

-Matt

Love Magazine

 Buy this, you wont regret it. I promise.

-Matt

Pixtacular!

Do you resemble Shia LeBeouf? ARE you Shia Lebeouf? If so, then my friend Kate wants to meet you, date you, and become your girlfriend. Email us, Shia, we like you.

Looney Toons Part II

Besides being a guyliner-wearing fool, Pete Wentz (of Fall-Out Boy shame) also drinks his own urine. Fantastic!

Looney Toons

Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) is just 13 kinds of crazy.

Yuck

A glimpse into my very own personal nightmare...

If you know me, you know how much I hate gum. Also, I truly have a distaste for people who chew it. Could you be more disgusting?! I can't think of anything more terrible. I'm going to put this strange gooey substance in my mouth and slobber around with it for a few hours and then proceed to either toss it on the ground or stick it wherever the hell I want to- just because I can. Ewww.

Today must be my lucky day. The most atrocious thing happened at the library just now. After sitting down at the computer next to "rude butt" (as chronicled below), I find that a grotesque someone has folded their spitty gum into a paper and left it as a gift for me. How kind!

NASTY.


Truly disturbed,

Hannah

Hey now, rude one!

There is no need to be rude. I'm just trying to ask you a question. The "evil eye" is highly unnecessary. I'm nice and I'm smiling at you. Thank you ever so much for your sarcasm and eye roll. I was only inquiring as to how long you would be using the scanner. Is that YOUR scanner? Did you bring it from home? I didn't think you did. So there you go, rude boy at the library in the ugly hat. You can go fart.

Hmph!

Hannah